Red Baseball Cap Dog Hat – “I Only Accept Apologies in Cash”

$30.00

Because your dog doesn’t just fetch balls... they fetch respect. This bold red baseball cap is perfect for the pup who knows their worth and won’t settle for belly rubs alone. Featuring the hilarious slogan “I Only Accept Apologies in Cash”, this hat is more than just a fashion statement.. it’s a lifestyle.

Crafted with a comfy cotton blend and secure adjustable straps, this cap fits snugly while keeping your pup stylish and shady. Whether strutting around the block, hitting the dog park, or just lounging with attitude, this hat is sure to turn heads (and wallets).

Sizing:

  • Small: Fits dogs up to 12 lbs

  • Large: Fits dogs 12–20 lbs
    (Note: the hat size stays the same; the adjustable strap length is what changes.)

Why Your Dog Needs This:

  • For pups with sass and class.

  • Perfect for social media photoshoots.

  • Because your dog deserves compensation for emotional labor (and chew toy damages).
Size: S
Size: S